The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.


Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.



2/10

1401 Aliceanna St, Baltimore, MD 21231

Location

Date

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.






2/25

1501 Mt Vernon Ave, Alexandria, VA 22301

Upcoming Shows





FireFlies - 7:30 PM

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”






Teavolve  - 8 PM






Official Website

The Darkest Timeline