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2271 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd, New York, NY 10030


The Shrine World Music Venue - 8:00 PM

9/06

96 State Hwy 32, Thomas, WV 26292

The Purple Fiddle - 1:00 PM

8/25

96 State Hwy 32, Thomas, WV 26292

8/27


8/26

The Purple Fiddle - 1:00 PM

6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912

VFW Post 350 "Hell's Bottom" - 8:00 PM

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

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Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.

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