9/22

7611 Piney Branch Road, Takoma Park, MD

​Takoma Park Folk Fest - Grove Stage - 12 PM


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Date

Upcoming Shows

The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.


Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.


​300 W 116th St, New York, NY 10026​​​​

​12227 Wilkins Ave, Rockville, MD 20852


 

Official Website

The Darkest Timeline



Shrine World Music Venue NYC - 6 PM

​​​9/16




​2271 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd, New York, NY 10030






​7 Locks Brewing - 7:30 PM

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.




Silvana NYC - 7 PM  

10/9


​10/17