​6/15

317 E Houston St, New York, NY 10002​

​3/16

​4/12

3/31

​5/07

3/13

7 Locks Brewing - 7:30 PM

1008 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY 11218

​12227 Wilkins Ave, Rockville, MD 20852

8642 Colesville Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Upcoming Shows

3/28

Bar Chord - 9 PM

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1008 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY 11218

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.


Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.

Rockwood Music Hall Stage 1 - 7 PM

Date

The Darkest Timeline

​196 Allen St, New York, NY 10002

Location

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

​6/05


 

65 Seneca Ave, Ridgewood, NY 11385

4/10

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.

Official Website

Bar Chord - 9 PM

2711 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA 22201​​​​​

The Footlight Bar - 9 PM​