​2271 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd, New York, NY 10030​​​​​

​300 W 116th St, New York, NY 10026




​Shrine World Music Venue - 7 PM

​Silvana Harlem - 6 PM​ 

​683 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11238​


True Respite Brewing Company - 6 PM


​The Way Station - 7 PM

8642 Colesville Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.

The Footlight Bar - 4 PM


“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

​7301 Calhoun Pl #600, Derwood, MD 20855​

​465 Seneca Ave, Ridgewood, NY 11385

The Record Exchange - 6 PM 

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The Darkest Timeline



The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.

Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.