The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.


Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.

Official Website

The Darkest Timeline




1008 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY 11218

​Bar Chord - 9 PM 

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Location

Date



Bar Chord - 9 PM

4/10

True Respite Brewing Company - 6 PM

1/16

​Silvana Harlem - 6 PM​ 

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

Upcoming Shows





1008 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY 11218

The Footlight Bar - 9 PM

2271 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd, New York, NY 10030​​​​​

​2/23​

Shrine World Music Venue - 7 PM

​300 W 116th St, New York, NY 10026




​465 Seneca Ave, Ridgewood, NY 11385​​​​​

7301 Calhoun Pl #600, Derwood, MD 20855​