Official Website

​2271 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd, New York, NY 10030​​​​​

​300 W 116th St, New York, NY 10026

8642 Colesville Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

The Record Exchange - 6 PM 

Upcoming Shows

The Darkest Timeline

​Shrine World Music Venue - 7 PM

​Silvana Harlem - 6 PM​ 



The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.

Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.


​The Way Station - 7 PM

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.


​465 Seneca Ave, Ridgewood, NY 11385

​683 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11238​

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”

“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

The Footlight Bar - 4 PM