911 Ellsworth Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Urban Eats Arts & Music Cafe - 6 PM

“You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.”


683 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11238

3311 Rhode Island Ave, Mount Rainier, MD 20712

Upcoming Shows

12227 Wilkins Ave, Rockville, MD 20852

7 Locks Brewing - 9 PM

McGinty's Public House - 8 PM

Bossa Bistro + Lounge - 9:30 PM



“Hot… Hot, hot, hot.”

Goatee image is not the property of The Darkest Timeline Band, but was taken from the Community Wikia page.

The Way Station - 9 PM




The Darkest Timeline is a myth, a bed time story, a shadow in the corner. The Darkest Timeline doesn't exist. This website doesn't exist. Perhaps you don't exist. Do you hear the doubt in the back of your head? That's the sound of The Darkest Timeline.

Call us if you have an audience that needs to be soothed or stirred. The sooner we embrace the fact that this is the darkest timeline, the sooner we can reclaim our lives.

9712 Traville Gateway Dr, Rockville, MD 20850

Quench - 8 PM


Brew'd Pub - 7 PM


5018 Old National Pike, Frederick, MD 21702

Official Website

The Darkest Timeline

2463 18th St NW, Washington, DC 20009